there’s a reference sheet for those fucking crocs
like you don’t understand the sheer hatred I have for those crocs
it’s 2029 and the entire world is literally in ruins
these horrendous, abominations of fashion continue their existence
they’re like cockroaches they cannot be killed
Most of them have at least once. I guess… agreeing with it or not really depends one who says it. Asahi calling me that is kind of creepy.
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun: Official Fanbook by Tsubaki Izumi
Some cats of Animal Crossing.
when u draw somethin really good outa no where like
wtf where did that come from hand? ?? ?
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"
nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”
"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it